Eve Adams

So you want to write sexy emails to your lover but have no idea how to start let alone type one. Let's start out with a few home truths, emails are not sexy. Unlike writing someone a love letter or even a sexy naughty note. I mean there is no way you can spray a little perfume on your email to add to the excitement of receiving a sexy letter. You can't add a sexy lipstick kiss to your email with your real lips and lipstick. You can't even add a few of your pubes to a dirty email to make it that so much dirtier or gross depending on your view on pubic hair.

I always look at emails to be similar to Bill Gates, where as sexy love letters are like Rudolph Valentino (google him). Now can you picture Bill Gates being sexy? Yes money can be sexy but even Bill Gates mountains of money still does not make him sexy. So like Bill Gates, an email is the epitome of unsexy, it's office, it's word, it's really just plain crap so it's tragic if you even try to send a sexy email.

Make the effort and send your desired a sexy naughty love letter, make the effort to buy a stamp and actually post at a postbox all that effort will be much more appreciated then sending pictures of your genitalia in what you consider a sexy email.

Emails can they be sexy or not? You decide

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