Name Vibrator Harold
Have you named your vibrator? Is it weird to give your little guy a name? My favourite vibrator was named Vern, Vern the Vibrator he was a cute little guy. Always smiling and never depressed or unhappy, put maximum effort into his job and never once did he let me down. Vern was an expert when it came to pleasuring me and gave me so much joy. Unfortunately Vern was vibe-napped and now I only get to see him when his vibe-nappers send back pictures of him from exotic destinations around the world.
So the question is have you named your vibrator? Do you have a special little name for your best friend? men name their penis, we name our goldfish and cats so why wouldn't you name that little pleasure giving machine a name. Something cute like Harold or Fred although Fred gives make me think the vibrator would have to have a whiff of red hair on it's point and come dressed in loafers, slacks and a cardigan. Or have you named your vibrator something macho like thruster, thumper or Rambo? Maybe you have gone female on the pleasure machine and have named her Jane, Jenny or Pink.
If you do have a name for your vibrator why not let us know and introduce us to them while you're at it.
