What To Get The Boss For Valentine's Day
Really? I have to ask do you fancy the boss? Nothing wrong with a crush on the boss I mean power is the strongest aphrodisiac. Although it can be a little unhealthy especially if they have a family and you really need your job.
Valentine’s day is not Christmas, there is no secret Santa gift to buy your workmates. It’s a day for those who fancy or are in a relationship with another to show their affection whether anonymously or not to get together and be romantic.
In any case if you are going to get your boss something for Valentine’s day may I suggest the following. If they are a right prick why not send him a dildo with a little note telling him where to stick it. This will be done anonymously of course or if they are a sexy young single thing send them a key with one of your sexiest g-strings with a note saying you have the key to my …......
Again anonymously as you don’t want to be up for sexual discrimination which could happen even on Valentine’s day.
Which ever your boss is it’s always good to just leave Valentine’s day to the lovers and want to be lovers and leave the gift giving for the secret Santa.
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Monday, 14 February 2011 11:11
posted by Amy
If he's anything like my boss a new job would be nice.
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Saturday, 12 February 2011 15:25
posted by Amy
Only if the Boss looks like George Clooney!!!

