Eve Adams

So what do you say to that person you have being lusting after for ages and now you have a chance to let them know what you would like to do to them with being arrested for stalking? Well you could go the old “Roses are Red” route or you could write something that will make them feel like masturbating after reading your card. This is what I prefer and I’m sure a lot of you would to.

Nothing better than a chance to whip out the vibrator after reading a hot and heavy card from an anonymous admirer. Even if they do end up looking like my very seedy uncle it’s the image in my head when I first receive the card that counts.

Get sexy when writing a valentines card not dirty just very sexy. Let them know what you would like to do to them in a very sexy way. Let you lust flow through your writing and let your feelings take control. Don’t be timid be outrageous, be naughty, be flirty, be sexy this will get the attention you desire. Make the card one they will never forget and not just another generic ‘be my valentine’ card.

Use your imagination and if you have to wear some sexy lingerie and sex toys to get you in the mood to write it. Let this card be the one they will remember for a life time. This is what you should write in a valentine’s day card.

Over to you, what are your suggestions to spice up a Valentine's day card?